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Monday, March 1, 2010

Bangcouver 2010 - Who Ever Imagined February Could Be the Hottest Month of the Year?

I tried relentlessly to upload the recording of my interview with Chris Cresswell of The Flatliners. The interview is over 20 minutes long and therefore can't be posted on Youtube unless I break it down... So stay tuned and sit tight, you'll get it before the end of the week.

So what am I going to fill the void with? My favourite radio personality, Dean Blundell, is by far one of the most intelligent and entertaining personalities in the world. He had a blog happening to determine the hottest Olympian. The thing is he was doing the top five hottest Olympians and as I researched the names he mentioned, I came across a plethora of Olympic babes. I even asked my friends on Facebook who they thought was the hottest Olympian and took that into consideration. Five is too small of a number and thus making it unfair to the other ladies.

Why sixteen? One hottie for each day of the Olympics. These are the ladies who make me say "Vancouver 2010? More like Bang-couver 2010!" So without any more interruption, let's get it on.

16) Sasha Cohen (U.S.A., Figure Skating)



Hot damn. This woman just had to start my list. She's one of America's top figure skaters and although she placed fourth in the competition in Vancouver, there's no denying she's a great athlete. The I-Spin maneuver is even referred to as the Sasha Spin and you know if a girl has a move named after her, she's gotta be legit. Great trademark.

15) Florence Schelling (Switzerland, Ice Hockey)



At twenty years old, she's a freshman at Northeastern University, as well as a goaltending star for the women's ice hockey team. She made her debut at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin and led the women's team to their highest finish ever. Here's one player any one would love to score.

14) Ashleigh McIvor (Canada, Ski-Cross)



We should all be thankful Ski-Cross finally made its debut as an official medal event or else we would not have been introduced to Ashleigh McIvor. This hottie captured the first gold medal in the event and also contributed to a milestone in history.

13) Lindsey Vonn (U.S.A., Alpine Skiing)



I wish Lindsey Vonn won every race at this year's Olympics just so we could get a glimpse of her winning smile. Although she was favoured to win three gold medals, one is better than nothing and with over 30 world cup victories, she is one of the most successful American skiers in history... as well as one of the hottest. It bums me out to tell you she's married to fellow skier Thomas Vonn.

12) Melissa Hollingsworth (Canada, Skeleton)



Although her record was dismal this year, she wins a gold for best smile. Okay I'm just going to say it... My favourite skeleton racer that gives me a bone.

11) Liudmila Privivkova (Russia, Curling)



Russia is just filled with all sorts of athletic talent ranging from tennis to hockey. Even on the tennis court there are several Russian hotties, but I'm going to start watching curling. Meet Liudmila Privivkova, the skip for the women's national team. Along with that hypnotic stare of determination, she's a screamer making it hard for any guy (or girl...) to ignore her. Something about Russian girls makes me feel hypnotized.

10) Shelley Rudman (Great Britain, Skeleton)



It might be the spandex but that tight body is hard to miss. Shelley Rudman is a shagalicious babe who finished sixth overall in the skeleton standings, right behind fellow hottie Melissa Hollingsworth. Even on this list these two are closely matched.

9) Noelle Pikus-Pace (U.S.A., Skeleton)



Here's a hottie who looks great with or without a helmet on. Just the sight of her makes me wonder how did it get so hot in February? Thanks for bringing the heat, Mrs. Pikus-Pace.

8) Kristi Leskinen (U.S.A., Freestyle Skiing)



I don't even need to make an introduction for this woman. She's one of the sexiest athletes ever and one of the sexiest women in the world. Kristi Leskinen is gracing the covers of Powder and FHM when she's not on the slopes. I have so many Americans on this list already... I'm thinking it's gotta be something in the water over there.

7) Anni Friesinger (Germany, Speed Skating)



According to her biography, Friesinger is doing some modeling work on the side. I think she should just hang up the skates and pursue it full time because she is absolutely stunning. This babe is on a gold rush, winning a gold in Salt Lake City in the 1500 metres category. She followed up impressively in 2006 and 2010 with two more golds to her résumé - both in team pursuit. She's a symbol of athleticism and sexuality, making her one the most attractive competitors during the Winter Games.

6) Julia Mancuso (U.S.A., Alpine Skiing)



Although Julia Mancuso could not live up to her gold medal success in Turin, she made a contributive effort with two silver medals in Vancouver. Just like the others, she models on the side and claims underwear is her calling - after glancing at this picture it's impossible to disagree.

5) Madeleine Dupont (Denmark, Curling)



This Dane is a heartstopper. She posed nude for a calendar, citing that if nudity attracted more people to the sport of curling then there's no problem with it. I like the way she thinks. She's the skip for her team and at 22 years old, you know she'll be back for more Olympic action in the future. I can't wait to start watching curling.

4) Hannah Teter (U.S.A., Snowboarding)



One of the youngest competitors for the national team, Teter almost didn't make it to Turin due to a horrific knee injury. She managed to come back and capture gold. In Vancouver, she achieved a silver medal in halfpipe. Can anyone say snow angel? She is so gorgeous.

3) Tessa Virtue (Canada, Ice Dancing)



She made her debut at the Olympics this year in Vancouver. Virtue has been partners with Scott Moir and he is one lucky man to be working with such a beautiful athlete so frequently. Not to mention, the outfits she wears just make the sport even sexier.

2) Gretchen Bleiler (U.S.A., Snowboarding)



This picture says it all so I'm not even going to regurgitate what you're already thinking.

1) Tanith Belbin (U.S.A., Ice Dancing)



Born in Canada, she resided most of her life across the border in the U.S. Tanith Belbin has been skating since her early teens and has numerous accolades to her name, and now she can add sexiest athlete of the 2010 Winter Olympics to her list of accomplishments. Congratulations Tanith and perhaps I can award you with a gold medal one day.

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